ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh