ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

antifrick:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this